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Do you whos the most popular footballer on earth? to answer that, look no further than this man: David Beckham. The Japanese girls called him 'kakkoii' which meant cool during the Japan/Korea 2002 World Cup n u would probably be wondering by now to the ultimate question; what made him so popular? Kaka is more handsome than him and Ronaldinho composes skills that Beckham couldnt even thought of.

The answer lies in his name, Beckham. Literally, it just meant Beck + Ham, another type of sandwich that you have for lunch. But , when inspected and investigated, it brings to this shocking meaning: Son of The Beak..

The word Ham means Son in ancient English and signs of it could be traced in the famous work of Shakespeare, Sonnet 2389. In the sentence, thou shall bringeth thou Ham with thee, brings the meaning that the character is persuading another character to bear his child. Another proff is from the anime Hamtaro, which means the Son of Taro. Taro is Ihsan's best friend.

The Beak symbolizes the power of the sun god Ra, in the ancient egypt. Numerous sculptures could be seen at the pyramid including a big bird ( not to be confused with Big Bird in Sesame Street). Legend had been passed through generations that if the Beak at the Bird is opened, then, something impossible would happen.

Hence, since the birth of Beckham, the Beak has opened up at the rate of 2 cm per year. It is understand now that the Beak is opened up to 60 cm. Thus, in 2004, the impossible occured.

Greece had taken the world by surprise by winning the European Championship. The whole world is shocked but not the Egyptians. They had anticipated that day all along. But, what everybody dont know including the Egyptians, is that when the Beak reaches 100cm, another impossible thing would occur: Malaysia shall win the World Cup.

Now, to answer the ultimate question, it has been said that the Son of The Beak shall possess an irresistable charm. Such is the power of the charm that even Adidas, Real Madrid and Spice Girls couldnt resist it. Now, Beware. When the Beak is at 100cm and Malaysia win the World Cup, everybody that had saw Bekcham face will give all his belongings to him as the effect of the charm that has already took place.

Ps: Spread this email to at least 35 Egyptians and 35 anchovies or else, the final of 2010 World Cup will be between Faroe Island Vs Luxembourg.